The Common Hatred

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

ohhhh I see so this feeling of alienation and never belonging anywhere will follow me endlessly ok alright

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones