The Common Hatred

I don't love to crow over the deaths of my enemies because I feel it reduces me, but I am absolutely filled with glee at the sudden and unexpected death of Lindsey Graham. Fuck that warmongering piece of shit forever, may his memory dim and be forgotten. The worst kind of self-loathing gay man: that genteel southern white man who tries to make up for his (from his perspective) moral failing by doubling down on the violence and domination wielded by the state. He never met a muslim nation he didn't want to bomb. That he was regarded as a sober elder statesman says all you need to know about the bloodthirstiness at the core of American statecraft. He was a massive proponent for the American imperialist adventures of the past twenty years and has untold amounts of blood on his hands. The world is significantly better off without him in it.

You will never see me say this about another human being but I hope John Travolta stays in the fucking closet forever, which is highly likely because Scientology hates gay people. It would set us back 15 years. Seeing his name on lists of gay celebrities would give my psychic damage. I do not want to share this community with that man. I think maybe if the ideology of Scientology wasn’t so fucking homophobic, he would have tried doing the Kevin Spacey ‘Hey, I’m gay! After decades in the closet in the public eye, I’m finally coming out as gay! Don’t focus on how I’m a sexual predator, let’s talk about how I’m gay!’ luckily, John Travolta is trapped in a cult so I think he’ll spend the rest of his miserable life not aligning himself with the gay community and dragging us down with him. Is this stance politically correct? Idgaf.

I will admit, there are a few celebs I’m pretty sure are LGBTQ and closeted and I kind of hope I’m correct and I hope they feel safe enough to come out one day. And then there is John Travolta who has had persistent rumors about his sexuality for 30+ years and everyone I see someone mention them I’m like “Yeah, but he’s straight. We shouldn’t assign a sexuality to a stranger. That’s a heterosexual Scientologist right there.”

AND Lindsey Graham! Let’s take him at his word, I’m sure his 3 girlfriends that he wrote about in his memoir were completely real.

Forever in our hearts, our Southern Baptist heterosexual legend.

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

aquatic sza: lemme tell you a sea squid

glad they added new maps to baseball

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

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