The Common Hatred

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

my couchsona

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions

Happy pride everyone, bringing this glorious moment back

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

drinking water is really good for you and helps you feel better but I cantt fucking figure out where does the water go when you drink it. it just leaves

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

Ten years and this is still going around with my attributions deleted so everyone thinks Bob Ross said it. Of all the lies on facts-i-just-made-up, this is more popular and they don’t even know it was a joke about fake info online.

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.