The Common Hatred

Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

you sound like you've been struggling lately, let's get you some kind of medication that doesn't do anything

Picking you up with forceps and putting you in my contraption.

it's easy to make fun of marxists for being like "we have a special way of understanding society called Thinking About Things That Are Real" but to be fair if you ask the average person what their ideas about society are based on they will start listing some of the Least Real things to ever not exist

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Today’s Friday, though.