Tajin on apple slices

Watching a Buster Keaton silent film Laughing out loud

Last night i dreamt that a random man online sent me like 1,5k dollars. Also dreamt i beat up a middle aged man. Also dreamt i had a girlfriend.

Today was not the best day, but its okay, i will have worse days

Could not be on bakeoff even if i was a good baker, bc i hate when people look at stuff ive made. It makes me so anxious. Like noo Paul Hollywood dont look at my Croquembouche… *covers croquembouche with hands*

So disturbed by all the trash on the streets. Why are we doing this to our planet man. Why do people litter so much. How do you sleep at night, genuinely. How do you get even a second of sleep. If i threw trash on the ground, i’d be lying awake every night looking up at the ceiling for the rest of my life And i’d feel so horrible. Insane people.

Sexy beautiful fat men with their beautiful bellies Stop losing weight please You are sexy and beautiful

Proud of myself Love myself

Wish i could grow a beard so i could shave it off with the Philips OneBlade. Been hearing good things about the Philips OneBlade.

Godd clouds are so amazing

Just got the call from NASA that i will be the Artemis 3 backup pilot for the italian astronaut Luca Parmitano. Yup, they’re sending homos to space now.