sorry for casterly rocking

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

whenever people complain about a white male character being erased or ignored or forgotten or underrated or w/e i can't help but laugh bc it's like wow..... the cards were stacked in his favour & he still couldn't hack it..... that's so embarrassing for him

maybe im just a hater and i never really engage with true crime content outside of the few times i was forced to in high school but whenever people are like "yeah its just fascinating.... to hear how killers think.... its so interesting to know their thought processes..." and well. 99% of the time its "they realized they had the chance to hurt somebody and took it" and they werent some misunderstood genius it was 1. police incompetence & people not caring about the victims and 2. most serial killers are white guys. and white guys can get away with a hell of a lot

like all of my ethical problems with true crime aside its just not that interesting is it. these are not compellingly written movie villains with complex personalities and genius plans and thrilling characterization. theyre just people who decided to hurt other people usually for the reason of "because i wanted something from them" or "because i could get away with it". i love horror movies i love violence in fiction. but in real life this shit is always just devastating and not nearly as quirky or fun as podcasters wanna make it out to be. i dont care about John Murder's twisted psychology and the fascinating reasons why he killed a bunch of women. i think he did it because he didnt like women and he could get away with it because we live in a society that doesnt care about women. true crime is just completely uninteresting to me

Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

girls are growing hollow fangs and venom glands

girls are learning how to unhinge their jaws

girls are hissing at me

i dont think these are girls ❓

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.