don't turn the telescope into a death ray

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping