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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever read

You did it! You distilled Obi-Wan Kenobi down to his pure essence!

One day he would say "I've never been afraid of a trap" and Anakin would start to show signs of dark side corruption

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

In the voice of someone who really shouldn’t get into more crafts: I have GOT to get into making glass beads.

Hey guys. Guess what

You became the thrall of an iron age glassworker?

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving