A Cloud of Ignorance

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

Anyone wanna take one for the team and pound me into the mattress?

I just want to be naked and not have a care in the world

Can I come over and be really disappointing

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

why do pokémon gays give the best pole

We understand super effective stab 🍆

Ulterior motive? No I have posterior motive. Let me see that ass.

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

When you can see the underwear waistband peeking out above his pants reblog if you agree

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta

i like being complimented on my eyes and on my oral sex techniques 

some of you guys on here should be bouncing on it tbh

we need sluts more than ever right now

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now