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@candydoppelbox
job hunting is such a nightmare. I'll be like hello indeed can I please find a job near me. and indeed will be like have you. considered the army
me: sets the radius to within 5 miles of the place im searching within
indeed: would you like to relocate to Australia perhaps
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Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you
Porn is one of the most culturally rich types of media imaginable so the answer is: you cannot do this
so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold
There’s a petition to ban smart glasses in the uk, if you live in the uk please sign!
The government should immediately ban the sale and promotion of glasses that contain recording capability. The government should explore usi
*kneeling really really low to the ground and pointing at very small marks in a patch of mud* see look right here... mosquito prints. we're on the right track
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*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e
The same brand selling free-range, cage-free and cage eggs is really funny both because it's so revealing of the illusion of free consumer choice but also because it implies fuck some chickens in particular
Broke up with my eggwife now we’re in a vicious custardy battle
walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"
theyre making another movie
I won’t let them.
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When a video says "5+ years ago" I breathe a sigh of relief knowing the chances of it being ai generated are slim to none. We used to be free
I started an Etsy shop to sell prints at the start of 2022 (after years and years of wanting to but not wanting to go through the hassle of setting it up) and thought it would be worth doing if I managed to sell 50 things.
4.5 years later and I sold nearly 2000 items on Etsy and another 250 on my own website (once I started to get annoyed with Etsy) including hundreds of custom prints of people's favourite books and external commissions; making merch for podcasts, packaging and bookmarks for bookshops and design work for publishers like Illumicrate. I'm very grateful to Tumblr users for being my main audience and loved seeing all my art on people's walls.
I'm not saying I'll never re-open the shop, but at present life is stressful and I was starting to resent having to spend every evening drawing or packing orders when the work day and then the second shift of school pick-up, dinner, bathtime and bed had ended. The US tariff flip-flopping, Etsy fee hikes, taxes and EU order issues did not help matters (nor did the followers sending me messages showing how they made their own versions of my work with AI and thinking I'd be interested!)
My current plan is to reopen in November for a month and sell some of my inventory of prints, journals and stickers for Christmas, then close up again, but if you have any interesting custom requests I'm interested in hearing them!
Thanks again and bye for now- any art I do manage to post will be stuff I wanted to draw for me, which is a nice thought.
Don’t spoil the odyssey? Brother you’ve had 3000 years to read it
can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?
Sure! You always did that when we were younger!
At Costco there were two butch ladies in their 60’s arguing about which couch to get and one of them said a certain option wouldn’t fit through the doorway at which point they BOTH immediately whipped out tape measures. Glorious.
Once when I was in the grocery store, an elderly woman looking at baking pans asked me if I had a tape measure on me. I asked her no, why do you ask? And she said "I just need to measure this pan and you looked like someone who would have a tape measure." I bought a keychain tape measure later that day and have carried it with me ever since.
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how often are you getting a headache
daily
weekly
monthly
couple times a year
yearly or less
how often are you getting a tummy ache
daily
weekly
monthly
every couple months
yearly or less
Some character designs with some…atypical color choices? I guess. I don’t know what’s going on in that area.
This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesn’t have a name yet, I’m working on that). Nimona is his sidekick/squire, they’re like the Batman and Robin of slightly Medieval villains, but she’s actually way more evil than him. He does what he does to make a point, and he doesn’t really want anyone get hurt - Nimona just gets a kick out of destroying stuff.
I’m going to attempt to make a two page comic with them? We’ll see how this goes.
