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Way too scared to look at my bank account these days

#spent wayyyy too much getting clothes I need for the office #I’m gonna look hot as hell #and be broke as hell #mine #help #what #money #work #law #suits #suit #funny #random #bank

Watch me conquer tumblr and now MySpace, too

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#hell yeah #mine #help #what #MySpace #MySpace2026 #is it actually coming back?#dude I long for it #funny #random #tumblr #conquest

I love love love when my library renews my books for me. I love you library !!!!

#mine #help #what #library #I was literally going to do that today #and then I get a text from my library saying they did it for me #books & libraries #support your local library #public libraries #funny #love

Trying to find the line between growing out of my avoidant-attachment tendencies and accepting the bare minimum

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I love looking at dogs

#they’re all so cute #dog #dogs #mine #help #what #cute #cute dogs

As soon as I start making good progress in the gym and locking into my hobbies……. here comes the job offer. Typical

#this is satire #I’m so happy #but it’s also true #DAMN #mine #help #what #work #job #job offer #funny #working #WS #gym #hobbies

Give me 50/50 odds and I’ll still fail twice

#😎#I’m tuff like that #mine #help #what #50/50 #50/50 odds #odds #funny #random

My new job offer has had me spending money I couldn’t even imagine spending before

#im out here like #a little treat for myself #and it’s 5 books #I’m not even looking at my bank account right now #I’m just living life #mine #help #what #job #work #funny #job offer #money

I have 5 billion followers on tumblr btw…

#mine #help #what #funny #5 billion #tips hat #oh kill me #this is all satire btw #tumblr #tumblr is a functioning website #follower #following #followers #random #not to flex or anything #butttttttt yeah

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Me: I’m not old

Also me: Mmmm maybe I should get into bird watching ?

#mine #help #what #old #funny #ahahaha #bird #birds #bird watching #this is kinda a joke #but also #it’s not #birds are so tuff

Do yall need a lawyer? I currently work for 6 😎

#I GOT THE FUCKING JOB BRO #mine #help #what #HELL YEAHHHHH #job #work #WS #law #law firm

Maybe it is better to speak than to die. But speaking may also lead to my death…

It’s funny because I’m at my job interview, and the lobby is playing saxophones, so the saxophones are literally getting louder

#mine #help #what #work #job #interview #job interview #law #saxophones #the saxophones are getting louder #yes I’m on tumblr what else am I supposed to do!!

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Finished my job interview at the law firm. You know what I’m gonna do now? Play Pokemon

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Holy SHIT, they just asked me to come back for TWO MORE INTERVIEWS WTFFFF!!!!

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IM SO SCARED IM GOING TO THE NEXT TWO THIS MORNING AHHHHHH IM MEETING WITH THE SECTION HEAD PARTNERS SO LIKE THE SUPER IMPORTANT PEOPLE AHHHHH

#i’m gonna throw up #interview #mine #self reblog #life #stress #job #work

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Gotta go back downtown in my stupid little suit again (I’m wearing my black suit this time—it’s kinda hot, actually)

#interview #work #mine #help #what #suit #life #funny

You know, a bicep picture really is healing

#mine #help #what #bicep #funny #bicep picture #hell yeah

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