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Let me get a pet bear and name him minimum

Want to plant a tree for my lover that we can watch bloom in the spring

If you ever feel hopeless just think of autumn and winter and how cozy it will be

Can they make a weighed blanket that is 250lb per square inch please

Catch me hanging out in Plato’s rave

Applying to jobs is a humiliation ritual

It’s wild when people post pics of their newborn like bro ain’t nobody wanna see that thing

I love gatekeeping. You will never love this thing as much as me. Good try, though

If we know someone who is nonbinary and you refer to them with gendered pronouns when they’re not around, you best believe your dumb ass I correct you every time

Sorry I can’t make it, I have a spaghetti appointment

On the web (internet). Does that make me a spider ?