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ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

it feels wrong when is see doxx written as "dox"... two x's are sexier... sexxier.... yeah baby!

Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience

i was having a really hard morning but my daughter of 3 years said mommy dont cry i made you a drum n bass playlist

"Holy crap, life is so friggin' beautiful."

☻/ this is bob. you may have seen him in the 2008 youtube comments sect- well shit i just decapitated the fucker. RIP bob 2008-2026 /▌ /\

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.