$10 item on the value menu

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

i feel like a lot of people just don't understand this

The inability to escape poverty is built into the system, not an accidental byproduct.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

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Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

Me proposing at pompeii when mt vesuvius erupted: "Im in lava with y

My love rejecting the proposal: "Actually that isnt lava. It's mostly hot ash an