Appleless Apple Juice

feeling pretty dissociative and alienated from personhood rn if any bad bitches want to exploit me as a living weapon

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

good suggestion

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

as brutus said, tase him again

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already