Appleless Apple Juice

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

i want to *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health* break free

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

FUCK I'M SORRY

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges