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im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

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Gale is a human colored by a disdain for his humanity. He goes into detail multiple times about how his humanity is a dissatisfaction. He wants to go further into the Weave, to know divinity completely.
Mystra is the Weave. She is magic, full stop. This is explicitly stated.
But when Gale held her, kissed her, there was nothing there to touch. Skin more like marble in its flawlessness. Eyes more like crystal in their luminance. She always smelled of sharp rosewater, always tasted of mild sweetness. Never a hint of sweat, of saliva, of any of the unclear oils and bacterias that infest the mortal form.
Somehow, I can't imagine Mystra ever laid with him as a man. Why would she bring herself low, to get in a human's actual bed? What would even be the point, when an ocean of cosmic perfection lay above?
Did it disgust him, then, to travel so high, lay with the very form of Magic, only to return to his meager human body? To be the owner of skin that smelled of sweat, skin that had scars and wrinkles and marks, skin that aged?
When Mystra cast his aside for his folly, did he long for the divine from the confines of his humanity? Did he hate the needs and limits of his body, the various hungers that cried out to be sated, when all his mind craved was that glittering perfection?
Mystra loved Gale's magic. Mystra loved him as a tiny expression of her own self.
Gale is his mind, certainly. His mind is where the magic is. His mind is remarkable. His mind is worthy of love. But this human thing, this temporary human thing that is a body, is not him in the same way. It's needy, and he wants so badly to escape from it into the divine.
And maybe that's what surprises him so much about being loved by a mortal. That someone would lay with him, Gale the man. Would bury their nose into his neck and breathe deeply the scent of him, would kiss the crows feet at his eyes and relish in the taste of his mouth.
Gale knows the touch of perfection, but the embrace of humanity has a deeper flavor, one that grounds him to the earth. One that makes him realize that flawless, perfect love is a distant thing, an inhumane thing.
the stupidest thing to come out of the internet is the idea that you have to censor any glimpse of your feet lest the feral hoards of foot fetishists come and jerk off to it. i hate to break it to you but thereβs not a single part of the human body that isnβt a fetish and if you genuinely canβt compartmentalise that fact you should not be posting picture of yourself online lol!
kinktober day 16: thigh riding (m!eden x gn!pc)
word count: 1105
tags/warnings: thigh riding, eden is kinda mean but in a hot way, submissive reader, no genitals explicitly mentioned for reader, idk what else to put here i luv eden
Cozy nights like these were your favorites. The rain was pouring down outside, but in the safety of Edenβs cabin, fireplace crackling, snuggled up with your man, everything felt perfect. You werenβt sure what time it was, but you knew it was getting late.
Deciding you could be even comfier, you pulled Edenβs hand away from his book to settle into his lap right between his legs, replacing the hand as soon as you were in the perfect position. You sighed happily and Eden chuckled in response, the rumble vibrating against your body.
βSatisfied?β He said, petting your hair. You nodded and buried your face in his chest. His heartbeat was quick, but steady. You breathed in, absorbing the smell of the soap you had made for him, the fresh outdoor scent that always lingered on him, and something else that you could only describe as Edenβs smell. This blend of scents always comforted you and reminded you that you would always be safe with the hunter by your side.

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You Always Pull Me Right Back In
Pairing: Muriel x reader
Warnings: SEXUAL CONTENT 18+ only please
Content: Established relationship, Morning Sex, Top Muriel (positioning, not necessarily control dynamics) gender neutral reader, gender neutral genitalia descriptors, Muriel penetrates Reader, Confident Muriel (kinda lol)
Summary: Waking up after a night of pleasure, Muriel meditates on what it means for you and him to belong to each other. At the very least it means he can hold you just a little bit longer in the mornings, right?
[A/N]:I have quite the arsenal of smutfics I'm slowly writing in the background but for now, I found this one that was pretty much finished at this point! Surprising that i hadn't even posted it yet!
Masterlist | Ao3
Word Count: 3,047
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Mystic Messenger set in 2026 would be so funny like imagine
i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse
PT II Accidental Fake Dating (for context, it's summer. Stiles is 17, Derek's 19.) (Pt I here) After his shower Stiles feels better, but hates there's still a twinge of hurt from the fight he had with Derek earlier. To think he really thought he'd started to be seen as something other than the weak human in the group... he was stupid to ever believe that. As Stiles is in his room, ruffling through his drawers to find clothes there's a knock at the door. "I'll be out in a minute dad, just getting dressed," he says as he pulls out some boxers and an oversized, long sleeved, beige shirt. Oh shit... this is Derek's shirt. Blood free! He wonders if Derek will ever ask for this back... though, Stiles never did get his grey one back so, he guesses they're even. "Put a hustle on it. Dinner's about done," His father says from the other side. "And.. there's something I need to talk to you about." Before Stiles can ask what about, he hears him walking away and his dad's footsteps retreating down the stairs. Confused at the tone of his dad's voice, Stiles hurries to get dressed throwing on Derek's shirt (his now) and grey plaid pajama pants. He wonders what could have happened in the fifteen minutes that it took for him to shower for his dad to go from happy to be back to... sounding somewhat serious. It'd been a surprise for Stiles coming home after the pack meeting to find his dad already back. Apparently the out-of-town trip ended earlier than his dad thought it would and was happy to be home, making a late frozen pizza dinner with his son. Stiles thinks about the cheerful mood his dad had been in before Stiles went upstairs. What could have possibly happened in that time span? Stiles reaches the last step and turns into the living room and sees--
"Derek?" Oh that's what happened. Stiles' eyes go wide seeing Derek Hale sitting at the kitchen table with a strained smile as his father stands next to Derek, in an intimidating pose. "Ah, you know Derek Hale," his dad says with his arms crossed. "Yes?" Stiles admits, because what else is he meant to say? "You've never mentioned this to me." Well, this is bad. Worse than Stiles ever could have thought possible. Why the hell was Derek even here? Wasn't he meant to be at his home?
"Haven't I?" Stiles says, aiming for nonchalance although he knows his dad is seeing right through it. "No I have. Like I've definitely said it before. Your memory ain't what it used to be, huh? His father challenges him, "Really? You've mentioned knowing Derek before?"
Stiles nods, "Yeah. Like, yeah. You know 'hey dad, me and Scott are going to the game. Derek's gonna be there.' 'Derek was at... the shop' 'woah, saw Derek at the movies with Scotty' No, yeah, I've mentioned it before." "Really? Hmm, must have missed you two becoming friends. Like how I'm missing why Mr. Hale would be here so late at night, walking in like he's familiar with our home because to my knowledge, Derek's never been here before. Or has he?" Stiles thinks about what he could possibly say. Remember when you tried to arrest him for nearly murdering us in the school, well, I was sort of harboring him when he was a fugitive. So no dad, this isn't the first time he's been here. Instead he lands on, "Scott's been over too." His father isn't amused. "I'm not asking about Scott. I'm asking you if tonight is the first time Derek's been inside of this house." "He's come over a few times." "Has he? Why?" "To watch... the game?" "Which game?" "The--" Stiles starts not knowing what he's going to say, "--basketball game. Really entertaining stuff." "You hate basketball." Right. Stiles does hate basketball. He somehow forgot about that... "Well, widen my horizons and all that. Get more cultured. Might find I like basketball more than lacrosse one day, who knows?" "Okay well, he's not over here to watch basketball tonight because it's the wrong season. So tell me exactly why he's here tonight."
"That is an excellent question. He's here because I-- lent him a book. Yeah, a book and ugh-- Derek!" Stiles says, clapping his hands and hoping to God he can end this horrible situation. "Looks like you forgot it, so you really should just head home and try again tomorrow." Nobody moves. Of course, Stiles knew it would have been too easy had that worked. Stiles looks at Derek, who hasn't said a word throughout but does look as uncomfortable as Stiles is. So at least he's not alone in that.
"It's funny, Derek told me it was a matter of money."
"Right... right," Stiles says, feeling stupid because he should have realized Derek tried to make up his own lie. "I owe you what-- ten bucks?" "He said he owed you money." Stiles again nods, because frankly, he doesn't know what else to do. God, this is awful.
"Well, now I'm just confused as to who owes what. So Derek, you're officially off the hook for paying me back. Ever. See, everything is clear and now there's really now reason for Derek to be here so he should just head home--" "Stiles?" "Yeah pops?" "Sit. Now," his dad tells him and there's no room for arguing. His father sits at the head of the table, pulling the chair out directly across from Derek and pointing for Stiles to sit. Stiles does and avoids looking at Derek. If Derek didn't hate him before tonight, he definitely will now. "Look," his dad starts, rubbing a hand down his face which Stiles knows as a sign that his dad is exhausted, "if I don't get a straight answer from you about why Mr. Hale is here, when he thought I was out of town, then you my dear son-- are grounded. For two months. Meaning your car keys are mine for two months. So tell me the truth, now." Stiles tries to think of what to say. He's coming up with blanks on what to tell his dad. His hands are fidgeting where they lay on the table in front of him, thinking what to say. He can't really tell his dad that it's because werewolves actually exist. Stiles is weighing through the pros and cons of staying silent or trying to come up with a lie his father will never believe when Derek's voice interrupts his thoughts. In a much kinder voice than Stiles has ever heard before, Derek says, "Let's just tell him the truth Stiles."
And then Derek is taking Stiles' hand into his own, holding it across the table. Stiles briefly wonders if he's starting hallucinating because-- Derek Hale is holding Stiles' hand.
He looks at Derek like he's crazy and it takes until Derek starts squeezing his hand really hard-- okay ouch that's hurting, ow-- for him to catch onto what Derek is trying to get Stiles to say. Because what else is his dad going to believe at this point as to why anyone would be showing up to the house so late? Or why Stiles would never mention befriending someone? "We're dating," Stiles eventually says and immediately Derek's grip eases. Huh, now the pain in Stiles hand is receding as well. Weird. "You're dating?" His father asks and Stiles looks at him. His dad looks... conflicted. Stiles knows his dad knows Stiles could lie, but-- what would Derek have to gain from lying about dating the Sheriff's son?
"Yes, we are." Stiles is nervous, so nervous that he sees the moment his dad's eyes go from hesitation, to anger because-- oh yeah, he believes it now. "Stiles-- why the hell am I finding out about this now?" Shit. Before Stiles can respond, Derek speaks up. "If I may speak... it was because I didn't want you to know." Stiles looks at Derek. He cannot believe Derek is taking the fall for this. Even though it's fake, he can't believe Derek's willing to take the brunt of it. "It's my fault. I didn't want to cause trouble since I know I've had some run ins with the law given everything with my sister's murder. Despite being exonerated, I didn't want to cause friction between you and your son. I thought if we introduced the idea slowly, maybe it would be better. I was wrong and I'm sorry and I'm sorry you're finding out this way." Stiles is a bit gob smacked at how well thought out the lie is. It sounded so real. Derek should be an actor, Stiles thinks.
His father takes a deep breath. "I can understand the hesitation. What I can't understand is you coming over to my home when you thought I was gone." Stiles is immediately embarrassed by the implication. And realizes he's still holding Derek's hand. And that Derek's thumb has been making soothing motions on the top of his hand. He tries to focus on the first thing.
"Dad! We weren't--" "Mr-- Sheriff Stilinski, I promise you I wouldn't have ever disrespected you or your home or... or your son like that. I only came over to apologize to Stiles after a fight we had earlier." Oh, he hadn't thought about why Derek actually was here. "We got into a fight earlier. I couldn't sleep and I came over to apologize because I didn't like that Stiles left upset. I swear I was never intending to stay longer than that and-- can I please have a moment alone with Stiles to apologize?" Stiles can't believe how sincere Derek sounds. Was he really so upset over their fight? "Sure", his dad says. "Stiles, if he's not down in ten minutes, I'm throwing you in a holding cell over the weekend" "Yes sir." -- Once safely in his bedroom, Stiles turns around to Derek. "I cannot believe my dad thinks we're dating now." "It's all he was thinking before you even came downstairs. He wasn't going to believe anything else. No matter what lie you would have come up with, he would have assumed it was a lie to cover up us being together." "This is bad." "Tell me abut it-- your dad probably hates me now." "That's what you're concerned about?" "He thinks I came over here to sleep with you!" "What-- no, he totally bought the apology thing. If he didn't, he would've threatened you with a gun or throwing you in jail, not me." And yeah, the apology thing... "Did you really come over here to say sorry?" Stiles asks, a bit unsure. Derek looks at him and nods, "Yes. I... I was too angry before and I went over the line. I'm sorry and I didn't mean it, alright?" Stiles nods, accepting the apology. "And I'm sorry that I just got us into... this." "Hey, it could have been worse." "How could it have possibly been worse?" "You could have been shirtless if you ran over here, which would have looked much worse." Derek actually laughs at that, "I didn't even think of that." "See! Could have been worse." Then Derek's brow furrows, "Actually, speaking of shirts-- are you wearing mine?"
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Sorry this is so long and a lot of dialogue! Hope y'all enjoy anyways: @sterekshipperforever @juliatwolf-sterekforever @blairkaramell @lemonhoarddragoness @queenofosm

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@kkobweek day 6: Uchiha clan! With some implied narusasu again hehe. They are supportive, in their own way! Kakashi-kun, you're basically already one of us!
sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

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whatever. i donβt even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*