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i used to struggle so badly as an autistic teen when i would get into disagreements with my friends and they would frequently tell me “you think you’re always right!” to which i would be like, well, yes, i do believe the things i believe and dont believe things i dont believe ergo i think i am right

i was at the function bringing arguments to a screeching halt because suddenly im like “why would i have and express an opinion i dont think is right? of course i think im right. thats dumb”

FOR THOSE WONDERING AS I DID FOR SO LONG, “you think you’re always right” usually roughly translates to “you think you can never be wrong” and was usually said to me when i was being straight up obstinate and refusing to consider other perspectives

sometimes what you need to get out of a deep depression is to start shipping a fictional couple that encourages you to read fanfiction until 3 am.

i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

I’d like to say that’s normal but I’m a frayed knot

i’m so fucking annoyed at this, just for that you don’t get photos of the rope

well i fucken disagree

What if we kissed in the snap-back zone? 😳 😳 😳

Nope Rope

NOPE ROPE

oh nice. i knew hay bales occasionally spontaneously combust, didn’t know they used to have an explosion factor too

We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

Trolling used to get you banned from forums. Now they call you an influencer and give you brand deals & ad revenue. That's why it's more important than ever not to feed the trolls, especially in spaces where any attention is good attention and getting yelled at by 10k ppl in the comments counts as "engagement", boosting your troll post in the algorithm.

a hex key should be an implement for performing dark magics albeit small ones. a method of breaking into the hidden hours of heaven to throw misfortunes down on those who displease you. instead of a thing to assemble furniture with

the gates of death are held on by allen screws. you know what must be done.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will