Stinky

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND EXPLAINING WHY IT IS TO PEOPLE IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE 

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I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

oh this is how they invented splatoon music

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Well Ok I like this

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

"Affordable" should be the lowest fucking bar. Pharmaceutical companies should be tripping over themselves to offer insulin at "affordable". That shit deserves to be fucking free

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

michael what the fuck.

I loooooove getting rejected. People should reject more. It's the "maybes" and ghosting that's just like too much. A firm but polite "no" is infinitely more respectful of everyone's time and feelings. Can we just do that?

You guys know this is a pretty normal human want and not a special accomdation to be saved for people with autism right?