#fulgrim

★ Perturabo $2 - Basic Access You receive monthly diagrams. No greeting or thanks, just diagrams.

$8 - Structural Correction You can submit one design per month for review and Perturabo will annotate it in red. Common notes include: “You guessed.” “Decorative weakness.” “This door placement reveals moral failure.”

$30 - Siege Seminar You get a two hours livestream lecture. There are no jokes, only equations and a mandatory quiz.

$100 - Personal Ruin Perturabo reviews your home, office, fortress, minecraft build, emotional coping mechanisms or relationship communication style as if all were siege architecture. No one leaves unchanged.

★Jaghatai $5 - Tailwind You get travel notes, road photos and tiny philosophical essays posted from impossible locations.

$15 - Riders You get early podcast episodes and route maps. Some maps are useful, some are poems, others may be smuggling routes.

$50 - Storm Riders Monthly live Q&A from wherever he currently is. The audio quality is terrible and he answers questions while riding at illegal speed.

$150 - Ride With Me You get one personalized challenge from the Khan. Could be: “Walk until your anger becomes weather.” “Write the letter and burn the cowardice not the paper.” “Race someone better than you and lose honestly.”

★ Russ $3 - Pup You get weekly voice notes, they are mostly Russ laughing, telling half a story and then getting distracted by a fight.

$10 - Packmate You get access to the private Discord, it's loud, loving and has a single rule: no cowardice.

$25 - Feast Table You get monthly recipes, drinking songs, saga fragments and relationship advice. The relationship advice is mostly 'say what you mean and then bite if necessary.'

$100 - Named By The Wolf Russ gives you a nickname. You don't choose it and you can't appeal it.

★ Dorn $1 - Brick You get a thank you message. “Your contribution has been recorded.”

$5 - Wall You get monthly planning templates. They are excellent and people become 17% more emotionally stable after using them.

$15 - Bastion You get access to livestreams Fortify Your Week where Dorn calmly reviews tasks, boundaries, emergency plans and hydration.

$40 - Rampart You can submit a problem and Dorn answers with a structured plan. Relationship issue? Structured plan. Burnout? Structured plan. Moving apartments? Structured plan. Existential dread? Structured plan with three contingencies.

★ Konrad Curze $1 - Witness You get access to posts uploaded at 3:17 am. They include things like “he lied because the room was warm.” No context.

$6 - Little Nightmares You get monthly audio files. Some are horror monologues, legal confessions or just Curze breathing in a ceiling vent.

$20 - Court of Shadows You can submit a secret and Curze will judge it. He doesn't give advice but verdicts. Examples: “Pathetic but not unforgivable.” “You knew.” “Apologize before dawn.”

$100 - The Air Vent Once a year Curze mails you something.

★ Sanguinius $3 - Feather You get weekly reflections. They are short, kind and devastating. Example: “You aren't weak because you wanted to be held, even stars collapse without balance.”

$10 - Wing You get guided meditations, grief journaling prompts and early episodes. The audio quality is perfect and his voice lowers blood pressure across sectors.

$25 - Choir Monthly livestream Questions of Courage. Patrons ask about fear, failure, love, leadership and grief and Sanguinius answers with impossible tenderness.

$100 - Golden Feather You receive a handwritten message once a year.

★ Ferrus $5 - Apprentice You get monthly build plans. They are clear, practical and assume you are not an idiot but only barely.

$15 - Smith You get brutal tool reviews. He once called a hammer a spoon with ambition.

$40 - Iron Standard You can submit one project for critique. Ferrus replies with either "acceptable" or "start again", very rarely he says "good work".

$150 - Forge Master Quarterly livestream workshop.

★ Angron He hates Patreon and refuses exclusive content, his page exists because someone told him people wanted to support mutual aid funds. Rewards include rage essays, anti slavery fund updates, furious voice memos and an occasional shockingly compassionate advice for people trapped in abusive systems.

$1 - You Should Not Have To Pay You get everything.

$5 - Stop Giving Me Money You also get everything.

$20 - I Said Stop Still everything.

$100 - ARE YOU LISTENING Everything plus Angron personally yells your name in the next episode. Not affectionately... or maybe affectionately, it's hard to tell.

★ Roboute Guilliman $5 - Citizen You get early episodes, transcripts and summary notes.

$12 - Administrator You get templates. Meeting notes, incident reports, stakeholder maps, decision logs, personal finance sheets, habit trackers. All infuriatingly excellent.

$30 - Consul Monthly livestream office hours. Guilliman helps patrons solve logistical, organizational or leadership problems. He is very kind and also notices all your process failures immediately.

$100 - Senatorial Circle You get one annual systems review. He looks at your schedule, work habits, goals and bottlenecks then produces a realistic improvement plan. People come for memes and leave with functioning lives.

★ Mortarion $3 - Mold You get monthly posts. Topics include resentment, survival, bitterness, and why comfort is a trap.

$8 - Spore You get access to Endure With Me audio. It's supposed to be motivational but sounds like being threatened by a haunted chimney.

$25 - Censer You can submit complaints and Mortarion ranks them from valid suffering to weak whining.

$75 - The Unburied You receive a yearly package, it includes a grey scarf, bitter tea and a handwritten card that says 'continue'.

★ Magnus the Red $5 - Initiate You get reading lists. They aren't beginner friendly no matter what he claims.

$15 - Adept You get annotated transcripts. The annotations are longer than the transcripts.

$40 - Scholar Monthly lecture livestream. Supposed topic: one mythological symbol. Actual topic: six civilizations, three metaphysical frameworks, four personal grudges and why everyone translated the verb wrong.

$125 - Inner Circle You can submit one question and Magnus answers in a 30 minute private audio response. It will change your life but it won't answer the question directly.

$500 - Definitely Not Sorcery You receive a focus sigil.

★ Horus $5 - Listener You get early episodes and polished reflection prompts.

$15 - Companion You get monthly leadership letters. They are inspiring...Too inspiring. People start making life decisions.

$50 - Inner Circle Monthly live called Command Presence. Horus answers questions by making each patron feel like destiny personally invited them.

$250 - Chosen You receive a personalized video message. He says your name, remembers your goals and tells you what you are capable of. You immediately want to overthrow something.

$1000 - Mournival Small group strategy sessions. This is how cults, startups and civil wars begin.

★ Lorgar $3 - Listener Weekly reflections on faith, longing, meaning and silence.

$10 - Candlebearer You get guided contemplation audio. Very beautiful and dangerous if you are emotionally suggestible.

$25 - Scribe You get annotated scriptures, essays and community discussion prompts. The discussion prompts escalate quickly.

$100 - Devotional Circle Monthly livestream sermon. He calls it a lecture but everyone else knows.

$500 - Illuminated Name Lorgar writes your name in gorgeous calligraphy with a short blessing. Patrons sob then they organize.

★ Vulkan $3 - Ember You get weekly kindness posts, little repair tips, and soup recipes.

$10 - Hearth You get build plans for practical household items.

$25 - Hammer Monthly livestream workshop. He teaches patiently, nobody feels stupid and everyone learns.

$75 - Forge Family You can submit something broken, not just objects but routines, relationships, confidence, grief. Vulkan answers with repair advice where possible and comfort where repair is not possible.

$200 - Masterwork Once a year Vulkan sends you a handmade small item. Every one becomes an heirloom.

★ Corvus Corax Corvus doesn't like paywalls but he accepts support to keep the network alive.

$1 - Signal You get everything essential. No hierarchy or nonsense.

$7 - Raven You get zines, essays, reading lists and historical case studies on resistance movements.

$20 - Blackout You get practical guides on digital hygiene, community safety, mutual aid organization, how to document abuses, how to disappear from bad systems without abandoning good people.

$50 - Safehouse You fund free access for people who can't pay, that's the reward. Corvus personally thanks no one by name because he refuses to create clout hierarchies but sometimes patrons receive a plain message like 'you helped someone survive winter.'

★ Alpharius Omegon $5 - Not A Patron You receive nothing. The nothing contains clues.

$15 - Also Not A Patron You receive bonus episodes that deny being bonus episodes.

$30 - Certainly Not Involved You get access to a private Discord. Everyone in it is named Alpharius including you.

$100 - Compromised You receive a monthly mystery file, sometimes it is an essay, a recipe, a list of your enemies or a list of people who think you are their enemy.