My household hates me for sniffing things, man. Got this pack of tiny wizards in a little box, first thing I do when I got them was sniff āem to see what they smelled like. Became a big thing! Everyone was wondering why I sniffed the wizards. Simple: I didnāt know how they smelled and wanted to know.
Today, we get this little box of gnomes holding coffee beans and the coffee beans could be anything. They donāt exactly read as coffee beans, right? So god damn, I think āwell what if they smell of coffee, maybe that will indicate that theyāre coffee gnomes.ā
Fucking sniffs the gnome. Roommate screams to my wife āHE DID IT AGAIN! DOROTHY, HE DID IT AGAIN,ā and asks me āWHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SNIFF LITTLE MEN!?ā
:( I just want to know what they smell like, guys.
