Big E and his faulty tools

saw this piece and it got me brainrotting over big E again

To those who stayed loyal, and to those who have gone astray

Thank You for being here! 🦁🐍🚧⚡🐺🧱🦇🪽🦾😡🫐🪲👁️🌒📿🌋🪶👬

I Gotta leave for a long while now, can you watch my Primarchs for me while I'm gone?

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•Lion El'Jonson, Primarch of Dark Angels, he probably won't talk to anybody here and he like this One Very specific cup because the way it feels Just Right on his hand, so Vulkan made 45 of those for him

•Fulgrim, Emperor's Children, with his weridly simple silver chalice and normal plate with a normal of eggs and sausage behind his fancy whatever the HECK salad he eats

•Perturabo, Iron Warriors, eating steak with taters and judging Dorn

•Jaghatai Khan, White Scars, he is LATE or finished his food First, who knows? Could be BOTH

•Leman Russ, Space Wolves, with his TOTALLY NOT RAW Nest and mead,

•Rogal Dorn, Imperial Fists, separating The peas by size so that They don't touch the potato salad

•Konrad Curze, Night Lords, eating whatever The HECK Denka told Vulkan he likes to eat, and amazingly It doesn't contain RATS or CRIMINALS This time

•Sanguinius, Blood Angels, he gets slightly nervous when his brothers fight but he'll he fine with his NOT RAW STAKE and SUSPICIOUSLY RED DRINK

•Ferrus Manus, Iron Hands, who like grapes more than wine because its simple and sweet and slightly purple

•Angron, World Eaters, just is so used to Paint that Ghost Peper Capsiasin just makes his tongue and metal teeth slightly tingle

•Roboute Guilliman, Ultramarines, The silver spoon baby Just flabergasted

•Mortarion, Death Guard, who is being GENTLY served his 4 massive plate of "CAN'T HAVE ANY OTHER BROTHER LOOKING LIKE A SKELETON (heavy jamacain accent*) by the Chef

•Magnus The Red, Thousand Sons, who Just wanted to eat in peace

•Horus Lupercal, Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus, and HE KNOWS

•Lorgar, Word Bearers, talking smek

•Vulkan, Salamanders, being perfect.

•Corvus Corax, Raven Guard, happy CANIBALISM

•Alpharius and Omegon, Alpha Legion, bickering about How nobody trusts them with sharp thing

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These are 4666x35000 100% digital handrawn original character designs for each Primarch!

Here is each step of this piece!

Byeeeeee!

Just a visual I would like to share

Like their all 10 feet tall. It could work

This is an optimal vantage point to scout for potential threats - Lion El'Jonson, Corvus Corax, Rogal Dorn, Angron.

LOOK AT MY PARTNER, EVERYONE. WEEP AT THE SIGHT OF THEIR BEAUTY - Horus Lupercal, Leman Russ, Jaghatai Khan, Fulgrim (but internally).

I will/could lose you in a crowd otherwise - Perturabo, Ferrus Manus, Konrad Curze, Mortarion.

Are you sure this is comfortable, my love? - Sanguinius, Vulkan, Magnus the Red, Lorgar Aurelian, Roboute Guilliman, Fulgrim (externally).

Which one of us is better at it, love? - Alpharius and Omegon - OR alternatively you do it like this:

Mortarion Comes For Guilliman

by Chevron Lowery