Fattening Fella

See, the past few times I've tried those shorts on, I REALLY had to suck in my belly to get them buttoned. So I was able to get them on, and they were a little uncomfortable (which I love tbh simply because it's such an obvious reminder of my weight gain) and I ate dinner in them. I picked up Burger King, nothing too crazy, it wasn't an intentional stuffing or anything.

And then after dinner, I stood up, heard a creak, and then felt immediate release around my waist as I heard something clatter to the ground. I looked down and, below my protruding belly, was the button lying on the floor. I was in such disbelief and honestly still am. I mean this is a huge milestone for me, popping a button is something that only happens to fat people, right? If it's happening to me,that must mean... I'm fat...

See, the past few times I've tried those shorts on, I REALLY had to suck in my belly to get them buttoned. So I was able to get them on, and they were a little uncomfortable (which I love tbh simply because it's such an obvious reminder of my weight gain) and I ate dinner in them. I picked up Burger King, nothing too crazy, it wasn't an intentional stuffing or anything.

And then after dinner, I stood up, heard a creak, and then felt immediate release around my waist as I heard something clatter to the ground. I looked down and, below my protruding belly, was the button lying on the floor. I was in such disbelief and honestly still am. I mean this is a huge milestone for me, popping a button is something that only happens to fat people, right? If it's happening to me,that must mean... I'm fat...

See, the past few times I've tried those shorts on, I REALLY had to suck in my belly to get them buttoned. So I was able to get them on, and they were a little uncomfortable (which I love tbh simply because it's such an obvious reminder of my weight gain) and I ate dinner in them. I picked up Burger King, nothing too crazy, it wasn't an intentional stuffing or anything.

And then after dinner, I stood up, heard a creak, and then felt immediate release around my waist as I heard something clatter to the ground. I looked down and, below my protruding belly, was the button lying on the floor. I was in such disbelief and honestly still am. I mean this is a huge milestone for me, popping a button is something that only happens to fat people, right? If it's happening to me,that must mean... I'm fat...