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sayonara you weeabo shits. it's been grand

@caitvikinktober

beer spotted, possible intoxication. banned

@caitvikinktober

promising start just make sure the consent is given during, too. every time. every day. and that means every day

following from public example, my tridentariicest kinktober event will be absolutely free of degenerate fetishes and 100% family friendly

glad to hear it, citizen. keep up the good work

You know, of all the fandom discourse I was expecting to see on my dashboard for the month of August, "a kink meme whose content guidelines are so restrictive that a shot-for-shot remake of a sex scene which appears in its ostensible source material would be against the rules" genuinely wasn't on my bingo card.

we're taking a revisionist approach to problematic source material here

approved

welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

i love how this post picks up whenever something like this happens again

@caitvikinktober

i appreciate your diligence in bringing this matter to my attention @raineofthedragons . this seems like a promising start. however, i notice though they condemn murder IRL they don't say anything about condemning sex IRL 🧐 please revise

this is my favorite store on the citadel

writing ethical caitvi sex for caitvi kinktober 2025 where instead of pussy eating in a jail cell, vi and caitlyn share a chaste and tongueless kiss while vi is standing on a chair so their power dynamics are more even. and then vi goes “I’m a butch lesbian!” and caitlyn goes “I’m a femme lesbian!” and then they compare hand sizes (vi’s are bigger because she’s the butch one and caitlyn is the femme one obvi)

approved conditionally. make sure they both mention that they're adults

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

@caitvikinktober

thanks for flagging @raineofthedragons, this is correct. same birthday is a must, ideally same hour as well. basically, twins only.

oh no, oh fuck, not like THAT —

Caitvi kinktober supports incest confirmed. 😔

that settles it, then. new caitvikinktober rule: no caitvikinktober blog

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

@caitvikinktober

thanks for flagging @raineofthedragons, this is correct. same birthday is a must, ideally same hour as well. basically, twins only.

oh no, oh fuck, not like THAT —

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

@caitvikinktober

thanks for flagging @raineofthedragons, this is correct. same birthday is a must, ideally same hour as well. basically, twins only.

two women. and they kiss. think about it

not on my watch 🚫

Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

hang on let me run it by the caitvi kinktober mods first

too kinky. banned

two women. and they kiss. think about it

not on my watch 🚫