gram-negative and increasingly resistant to antibiotics

i love hating on things that were clearly designed to be fandombait and as such marketable. once you see it you can’t unsee it. so many jokes about alastor hazbinhotel and jax being “manufactured tumblr sexymen.” maybe they are. gameoverse being goonerbait because ross doesn’t know how to design women that arent sexy (shut up about crab girl). anime girls in gacha games with shorter and shorter skirts. merch coming out as soon as the pilot does, even for pilots that actively try to critique it (kog). if you have enough funding to premiere your shit in theaters, you can afford to wait on a merch drop to at least PRETEND like things are more organic. it’s all slop, entirely at their own behest.

if you want to do something about all of this, i suggest emailing roblox and makeship.

over the next few days, i’m going to be taking everything pressure-related off my account. if we met through pressure, we’re still friends! but i think you all understand.