ROT MOUTH

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr