Just another Wind-Up Doll

you gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit

I’m like if an instant loss protagonist wasn’t bratting in panel one but simply told a really annoying joke while beaming at you

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

MGTOW was the funniest development in the manosphere to date imo because the whole concept was just leaving women alone, but they couldn't do that

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

i wonder how many ppl reblogging this are agreeing with it because they think being a regular kinkster makes them unethical tbh i hate this question on the kink test because its so open to interpretation

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

tights fuckers are out there operating on levels of perversion the rest of us can only dream of. half those motherfuckers are hornier about light and transparency than they are about toes

there's some dude on pixiv right now doing generational work rendering precise fabric grain and angelic translucency whose work should be studied in art classes 400 years from now who will die forgotten because he's doing all that in the service of a picture where you can juuuuust barely see the pattern on a girl's underwear

to be clear he's a hero and this is an injustice

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post