Just another Wind-Up Doll

blunder of the century: Farage plays Ephemerate into non-targeted removal

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

at music school they stand there in front of you and say "music is bad. there is no good music. music sucks" over and over again and you have to keep saying "no! music is good!!" and if you break they give you an F

Lesbian furries and therians are closest to breaching the firmament and discovering the true nature of the universe than anyone else on this rock

taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams

she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy

Bf walked in on me in my bed in a very suspicious position, but I quickly clarified that I was fantasizing about getting stabbed, not anything perverted :)

I just think it would be hot if someone was teasing me like “take it out? Are you sure? You’ll bleed out much faster that way” and I had to beg them to leave the knife in, that’s all

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.