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ur pfp is really charming

thank uuuuu ^^ my friend drew it lol @metastablephysicist

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xenasaur

I actually love the one wish willow so much idk how to begin to describe it

xenasaur

- they're $7

- they do exactly what it says on the box. one wish. almost anything you want

- cheap electronic chime when you open it

- customer service line manned by the devil himself audibly ripping a bong

- if you try to get a second wish there are no horrific consequences. you just physically can't break it. that's against the rules

silvernevermind

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

penny-anna

Please god it would be so funny

penny-anna

there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.

penny-anna

for people out of the loop:

Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.

Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:

(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)

Anyway, in brief:

Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances

He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election

He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion

His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.

the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.

and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.

vantsoir

blood is romantic you guys are just cowards

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katelyn-danger

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soup-mother

Imagine being a mother in the Pokémon universe and your kid comes home with a gardevoir. Like.... hey now....

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xenasaur

findom is so fucking hot in concept but in this economy? untenable

xenasaur

like the idea of sweetly cupping a girl's face and gently brushing my thumb across her cheek while I condescendingly explain that I know she worked soooooo long and hard for all this money but we both know that I deserve it far more than she does is so painfully erotic to me. I looooooove condescendingly explaining to girls why they deserve less than me while they whimper and nod and thank me for it. but I also would probably throw up thinking about taking money from someone when the economy is in this state

of course, I could get around that by findomming men, but then it wouldn't be fun. a real catch 22

sapphling

being a switch lets me be double annoyed by the culture around bratting because when you dom it's really annoying when people assume bratting as a default thing everyone likes with 0 conversation about it and then get mad when you won't "break them"/cross boundaries that weren't negotiated prior and when you sub it's really annoying to be called a "brat" by people who think that bratting is when a sub has any kind of personality or intrinsic desire

sexualencountersatwalmart

Stephen King released a novel last year with just a straight up uncomplicated uncritical rendition of the plural tranny psycho killer antagonist and in the afterword was like "i wanted to do something like Psycho :)"

these things have not been reckoned with

sexualencountersatwalmart

this isn't directly related to the ongoing discussion of this trope in horror and the transmisogynistic legacy of seminal horror films like Psycho, but i think it's worth talking about as a larger illustration of the narrative roles afforded to transfeminized characters:

there is exactly one other explicitly transfeminized character in this series by King (the Bill Hodges/Holly Gibney series of detective novels). she appears in the climax of End of Watch (2016) as one victim in a montage of victims coerced into suicide by the antagonist. she is described very clearly as a trans girl, but is directly referred to by the text as a gay boy. i won't go into detail, but her on-page suicide (unlike the others in the montage) is a dark comedy beat, played for laughs

sexualencountersatwalmart

yes! nail on the head right here. like yes, it's worth it to be like "fuck stephen king" and criticize the particulars of his transmisogynistic writing, but the broader point is that this is what transfemininity looks like in pop culture and it's what it looks like right now!

this isn't history or a settled issue, it's our current reality

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xenasaur

I actually love the one wish willow so much idk how to begin to describe it

xenasaur

- they're $7

- they do exactly what it says on the box. one wish. almost anything you want

- cheap electronic chime when you open it

- customer service line manned by the devil himself audibly ripping a bong

- if you try to get a second wish there are no horrific consequences. you just physically can't break it. that's against the rules

puppygirllaika

Frankenstein is such a good re-read because the first time you read it the opening letters are like, a cool framing device, a fun twist, a kind of not-totally-reliable narrator perhaps, but then you reread it, and you get inside the head of this guy who is willing to throw his life away to explore the arctic, who yearns to make great discoveries and further mans control over nature, this guy who is chasing an obsession, before he encounters Frankenstein near-death upon the ice, and we're hit with the following paragraph, and it just makes the whole story bloom into a new kind of life.

I was easily led by the sympathy which he evinced to use the language of my heart, to give utterance to the burning ardour of my soul and to say, with all the fervour that warmed me, how gladly I would sacrifice my fortune, my existence, my every hope, to the furtherance of my enterprise. One man’s life or death were but a small price to pay for the acquirement of the knowledge which I sought, for the dominion I should acquire and transmit over the elemental foes of our race. As I spoke, a dark gloom spread over my listener’s countenance. At first I perceived that he tried to suppress his emotion; he placed his hands before his eyes, and my voice quivered and failed me as I beheld tears trickle fast from between his fingers; a groan burst from his heaving breast. I paused; at length he spoke, in broken accents: “Unhappy man! Do you share my madness? Have you drunk also of the intoxicating draught? Hear me; let me reveal my tale, and you will dash the cup from your lips!”

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watch as leninists conveniently ignore that he said this

preyanimal

love love love this

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