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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

at the end of the day, it’s you and your long distance best friend against the world

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

they called him a psycho killer for this