The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

i never said that

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?