Harold, they're lesbians

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

Audreyyyyy 😭 💕💕💕

unrestrained summer fun

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

Having sensory issues is weird as hell, I’ll be like “hmm, I am a bit too warm, time to turn the fan on” and brain will be like “No, this increases the room’s levels!” and I’ll be like “Levels of what?” and brain will be like “LEVELS TOO HIGH”

BMI is so fucking horrifically evil I cant stand it. You can't get healthcare because of an arbitary number defined by fuck all. I hate it

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

tell a trans girl you love her today. please

reblog to tell prev you love her

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun