Gay Hockey Hell is empty and all the devils are here

i'm like. actually on the verge of bursting into tears on this fine monday afternoon. what do you MEAN ilya spent his entire life feeling like he was lazy, unappreciated, expendable only for shane to be like. i wanted to see how you were doing. i don't know that side of you at all. you can talk to me. you don't need to apologize. you matter to me. i love you. oh my god i love you so much. what do you MEAN shane spent his entire life feeling like he was misunderstood, inadequate, uninteresting only for ilya to be like. you make me curious. i want to make this good for you. tell me what you want so that i can give it to you. i can't stop thinking about this slow fucking hockey player with beautiful freckles. it's scary but you're brave. i love you. i'm so in love with you and i don't know what to do about it. what do you MEANNNNNN

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

You are a degenerate faggot in the eyes of bigots whether you’re wearing a nice button down and slacks with combed hair or leather daddy kink gear. So stand with the freaks who will stand with you until the end—long after the bigots have abandoned you despite your claims to be “one of the good ones.”

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life