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G.O.A.T

wtf

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

i love that victory slide

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

Waste pipe for the cream cheese frosting factory

Every day i think about those black musicians whose songs were made into covers by white people and now everyone thinks that these are the originals. Youtube comment sections are full of people like "is this what it feels like to find out you're adopted?" instead of celebrating and promoting the original creators of the songs.

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast

WELL THEN!

this may be important to some of my followers *and certainly not just getting reblogged because of my costuming and my boyfriends desire for leather armor*

When I was in middle school we used to use it to dye our hair.  Potent stuff.

If you’re dying anything with kool-aid it’s best to use SUGAR-FREE ones otherwise the thing you’re dying might get all sticky

Oh my god

This will prove very useful for any future cosplays I wanna do.

DUDE

Ohhhh a color chart excellent!

USEFULLLLLL

What the fuck is kool-aid made of to dye so much stuff and not wash out holy shit?????

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

tumblr posts’ standards have reached such level of absurdity that i saw this post and considered it just another normal tumblr post till i read the url

Tell me, Will-

I assumed it was @shittysawtraps

I like how the regular users post such weird shit that it’s indistinguishable from the gimmicks of themed humor blogs.

Pink ain’t come to play wit you hoes!

This is also an excellent example of providing breed-adequate enrichment, because Border Collies are herding dogs. They were bred to run a lot and do multiple quick and sharp turns, so if you can’t provide your collie with an actual herd of animals to… well… herd, an obstacle course like this is a great alternative. That dog is having the time of her life.

WAIT THIS IS A REAL PLACE????????!

guys i have BEEN to this restaurant and i just want to let you know that when you order and say like “i am grounded” the waiters have to reply “ok, you are grounded.”

videos that would be funny for humans from any time period ever

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.

if you drink that your tastebuds will actually commit suicide

Yes I'll have a long island ice tea but water it down with 4kg of white granulated sugar.

It’s the alcohol guy again!