goofs a plenty

don’t come near me. you’re just trying to domesticate me and it won’t work

Oh well. Guess I'll have to eat these pills wrapped in cheese all by my self.

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

where is that post that’s like “*HR guy who’s made of hands skittering in* no touching”

Tag your favourite flower, fruit, colour, scent, season and tea!

fml i just sent the "we ain't never solving this shit lmao" text to the Victims' Families Group Chat instead of the Hardened Detectives Group Chat ☠️☠️💀

i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.

You're filming. These evil wizards have trapped the princess in an orb and you're just filming it.