cant two guys just be friends?

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

positively giddy at the prospect of our first "i'm breaking up with you" joke <3 i know it won't take too long

& what we’ve learned today is that two men can never just be good friends. they are gay and dating always

Dan and Phil probably beat each other and smoke crack

I'm just jealous seeing a gay relationship last that long

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

problematic wake-up-time gap relationship

just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

i hope suzanne collins kills mr beast

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun