“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

thank you women with deep voices for being perfect

notice how everyones 30 now

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

can everyone get into specifically the things im into in exactly the same way

i love being a lesbian like wait im a lesbian and im better than everybody

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them