melo 🚬

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

Cant stop addicted to the grinch pig