Tired Out Pup

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of racism . ok

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

I AM GOING TO SHOVE DAISIES DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL THEY SPROUT OUT YOUR TOENAILS

wild that your doctor can say you need a medication based on your chart and time spent with you then your insurance can just be like Nah i don’t think so 😊 immediately

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

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