Tired Out Pup

So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.

The only thing you really need to understand about [common situation] is that it's exactly like [weirdly specific scenario with no analogue in everyday experience which the speaker clearly believes is universal], and that all you need to do is [call to action which makes several peculiar assumptions about the listener's material circumstances].

i recommend telling yourself “this isn’t an experience i want to keep having” and stop entertaining things that are really detrimental to your health and don’t benefit you in anyway.

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth