Tired Out Pup

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post, Zach Galifianakis still haunts me in my fucking dreams like the predator

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage