Sleepyhead Who Loves Too Much

there is no experience like the dan and phil hard launch podcast anywhere else on earth. dan tripping over himself with horniness for phil saying ‘say yes to me’ and trying to pivot the conversation with richard. and then the topic is petplay of all fucking things. LMFAO you can’t make it up.

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

its a good thing the real members of my chemical romance dont have sex

hermes in hadestown is the exact opposite of an unreliable narrator. a tortured narrator. a little *too* reliable. incredibly aware of exactly what is happening at any given moment, vaguely spoiling it for you in the beginning, despairing every second of it. but ultimately motivated to continue to tell the story over and over and over with a smiling face for the sake of the audience, and for the sake of the characters themselves, singing it again to keep them alive. knowing how it will end, but singing it again so that the cycle may restart and eurydice may come back to life. enduring the misery of it all, over and over, holding the knowledge of what will come to pass but continuing anyway to see orpheus happy just one more time before it all goes down in flames again.

i love when phil makes a joke or innuendo that goes unnoticed and then he looks into the camera and giggles. i heard you and i see you phil you are the funniest motherfucker alive and i’m sorry your boyfriend is too busy yapping to notice the beautiful and hillarious comedic genius sitting next to him </3