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anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

[talking in private to a tgirl I saw being pulled around on a leash by an older woman] many moons ago I slew my master, and now I am beholden to no one. I would do the same for you, my friend.

I apologize for calling your dog "mustard gravybait"

How is everyone's Saturday night going

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

Nobody gives a fuck about anyone when youre in whenyoure in new york city

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.