toilet blogging

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

this is straight up an ancient war tactic and it's funny as hell to find out it still works in the modern day

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

Starting twin peaks

It's scaring my cat

NO

high nineties in Paris is fucking insaneeeee European mutuals please survive

105 in Paris?? in June??? ☹️

well you know what I always say: thank god this is a totally isolated fluke event and not reflective of any greater patterns

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

Our language is so right about so many animals. One of my favorites is the word for wolf: Waawoono (Wah-wu-no). That is absolutely the noise that wolves make lmao

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it