Mostly harmless

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

Mine carrier pigeon doth wander

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

I feel it would be good to have a word that's like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go 'ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually' and like. move on with your day

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

the venn diagram of my male fictional crushes is like. one circle that says 'beautiful hair, a beard, big brown eyes and an air of melancholy about him' which is where we put shazad latif as captain nemo, sayid from lost, and mitchell from being human. a second circle that says 'fat and fruity' which is where the Duke goes. and then a third circle that says 'filthy ratbag with annoying theatre kid energy' which is for buggy the clown, beetlejuice, and count olaf (movie and book versions only. nph is not insane enough for me to want to chew on him). the intersection of circles 1 and 3 is motormouth from the scp foundation. the intersection of 2 and 1 is gilmore from vox machina. the intersection of 2 and 3 is megawatt from spider noir. the intersection of 1 and 2 would be gale bg3 if larian were based and epic. nobody is powerful enough to be all three. I'm not including nightcrawler from x-men because he's an outlier. everyone thinks he's hot not just me.

Cindy in the morrowind themed lingerie I'm realizing.... tbh considering who she is she probably would have someone make her morrowind themed lingerie