Mostly harmless

my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ﻌ•

Y'all, TV dad has to win this.

NO, Doofenshmirtz is the DADDIEST he had to win

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

mcqueen

im begging of you please dont take my man

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

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It's probably awkward as hell to be sacrificed to the devil, like ugh, everyone is looking at me up on the altar and I can't decide if I should flail and cry dramatically or just lie there all demure and quiet, and what if when they rip my still beating heart out of my chest it's not even cute and what if the devil is like "ugh this one's soul is gross, I don't even want to consume this." and then everyone talks shit about me being the worst sacrifice of the last thousand years while dancing naked under the light of the full moon. I would probably die of embarassment.

Cali girl talking about being offered to satan

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

A feedee near you needs a much bigger food budget. They will end up ballooning with the extra help.

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

Tall women don’t you ever feel insecure, you hold so much power with just a simple stance, I love youuuuuuuuu