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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

“We all have wounds Severus” 😂😂😂

By now, I think most of us are aware of the fires in the Amazon, but is there anything that we can do, especially those of us outside Brazil?

thank you!!! This is actually the first I’ve seen of any petitions or donations for the Amazon, and I’ll definitely be signing

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

It’s an awesome idea tho

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

Add to that that Sony doesn’t get any revenue from Spider-Man merchandise, or any Marvel theme park rides that include Spider-Man - all that money goes to Disney and yet they still want more.

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Send me weird stuff I had a long day

I’m bored so please

I know you guys aren’t gonna bc you NEVER do but I’m still posting ☹️

Weirder the better

This is beautiful

Never forget true romance 💕

SDJHJSDGFKSHKDHKFGSH

all of you complaining there are no npcs to give you quests in real life have never been to pride

you arrive at 8am. a lonesome bleach blonde wanders up to you holding a neon drink of indiscernible origin. “have you seen my friends?” he asks. by 8:05am you are on a manic hunt for his friends who he cant seem to provide information about at all

so you find his friends and you dont understand how this group of people met whatsoever. its like this rambling-and-often-singing twink, a confused straight guy who works at a vape shop, a married lesbian that came straight from vermont and spends the whole occasion missing and/or facetiming her wife. you love them. this is your party now

you and your party want a specific item. this is anything from food to a bottle of inexpensive water to a tshirt your new married lesbian friend thinks her wife would like. she swears she saw it at the vendor who had the rainbow umbrellas. when you next look, all the vendors are carrying rainbow umbrellas.

you dont find the tshirt and it has begun pouring rain. between the four of you there is $10. an umbrella costs $12. you now must figure out how to make two extra dollars

uh oh! the event is closing hours early due to the rain. the members of your party arrived in a parking you cant find and as you search, you pass an anti-gay preacher. you dont feel like standing in the rain but your party has begun rolling initiative

your new friend offers you all food, which the married lesbian has an allergic reaction to. you end the night in the ER with a bunch of strangers. you do not ever see them again after this

Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didn’t get the point across

That’s because lord of the flies isn’t representative of humanity it’s representative of rich white male shitheads

Never forget that Golding wrote Lord of the Flies in response to an earlier book called The Coral Island in which a bunch of English schoolboys have a delightfully imperial time bringing civilization to a savage land, and Golding basically said “nah, those privileged shits would wreck the place”

The third Spider-Man movie continues like normal but anytime any character from the MCU is mentioned, it's censored like a swear word and Peter Parker turns towards the camera like he's in The Office

That would be fucking hilarious actually

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

when you live in a tiny pot you have to flex even harder

where is that tree going

Places