I Am Your Mother Now

y'all don't even know about the gongoozler

Especially the last one!

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

I like it best when characters heal but not all the way and it's implied they'll never heal all the way

All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

... i also just realised the caine star post was from episode 8. I need to check my inbox more frequently. I also fear now that i have incorrectly tagged ep 9 spoilers so im gonna go comb through my blog with a fine tooth comb before gooseworx starts physically manifesting snakes inside my house