Les Mis Bog

I saw a post the other day that was like “RIP Grantaire you would’ve loved using AI for stuff” and I can’t find it again but I feel like. He wouldn’t. He strikes me as the kind of person to be like: “Wdym you used ChatGPT to write your essay? That’s so much more work than just plagiarizing a Wikipedia article. God, you can’t even just copy and paste from the first article that shows up on google? There’s so much stuff out there to steal from when you’re too lazy to do your own work. Hell, if you’ve got a nerd of a friend get them to do it. Do your own plagiarism.” Although I do think he’d argue for the use of AI in different fields just to piss Enjolras off.

the thing about javert in the book is he’s a coen bros character

like I’m realizing no adaptation has effectively captured what a bizarre creature this man truly is.

every time this man gets sufficiently motivated by something the sinnerman break starts playing and his eyes get a little bit wider. he probably has a weird run. victor hugo just didn’t mention it bc it’s so self-evident.

imagine you’re a generally regular person who has to talk to him. like oh yeah here comes this incredibly imposing guy with the strangest facial hair/regular hair combo you’ve seen in a hot minute with a really stony, intense expression through most of the conversation but then he laughs partway through and he suddenly looks like he’s about to eat you. this lasts about three seconds. you suspect he’s gay. just kind of an ambient feeling. if he’s in a good mood he snorts tobacco off the back of his hand mid-conversation.

the only documented case of anyone ever ACTUALLY having a gay agenda was george blagden on the set of les mis 2012

victor hugo was out of paris when his beloved novel les misérables was first published, so he telegraphed his publisher “?” to inquire about the book’s reception, to which his publisher promptly responded, “i still think you should have made inspector javert an elf girl”