Dream job: printer repair guy

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man i'm so tired today for some reason

Morn is such a crazy character. He’s in twice as many episodes as Nog, the most frequently recurring character. He never speaks and barely moves yet has an in-universe reputation as a balls-to-the-walls crazy chatterbox. He is heavily implied to be an alcoholic. The bartender is his best friend. He robbed a bank and then stole the money from the people who helped him, and then years later when the statute of limitations was up he faked his death to get them off his back. He canonically gets bitches. And he looks like a baked potato

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

It's absolutely hilarious that Amok Time is also the first episode featuring Chekov. Imagine being 22 years old working a new job on a starship and when you clock in, the first officer is in heat

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar