They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

The depths of my coveting for the Haunted Beauty governess Barbie are too great to explain with human language.

I STILL covet that governess Barbie. I also want her outfit in my size.

"It's good to have an idea where this NPC's story is going. Which is apparently France."

I am in the car rn on the way to the airport so i can go to france and this is the first thing on my dash when i open tumblr

Ye, you are an NPC in my campaign of Mutuals and Misfits, sorry you had to find out this way.