Deviant Plum

Btw if people keep telling you to stretch but never told you how to actually do it right you're supposed to go slower than you think & just hold it until you feel the muscle relax. Like how anal works

Also the muscle that goes up to your temples and gives you headaches is the same as the one that clenches your jaw & it goes down the sides of your neck so stretching your neck helps with headaches and jaw tension. You can also massage it with a vibrator

Stretching as far as possible immediately is not the goal you just bend until it feels tight. It's not supposed to Hurt You Worse. It won't hurt if you're doing it right. Much like another activity

Many are saying "we're on the celibacy website these people don't know how anal works either" I know. That's my secret second lesson

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

Nevermind whose post it is. Please start telling us about the genital situation on those shadows.

Now I'm not judging you, but you must've been up to some really seedy pastimes to have amassed all these organs. Two lungs and two kidneys?? 15ft of intestines?? Excessive.

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

No good deed goes unpunished, smh. You try to do something nice for people and they just throw it back in your face. Often with swords. Honestly this is why we can't have nice things.