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Kind of incredible that the ass is a muscle. Like with boobs it's all genetics and hormones and maybe surgery, but ass? You can literally build one from nothing! And I know, because I did.
Years ago my bum had the same dimensions as the thinner side of a sliced bagel. But now? I have dutifully collected some junk in my trunk.
It's neat that Nature™ has granted us this power
Btw if people keep telling you to stretch but never told you how to actually do it right you're supposed to go slower than you think & just hold it until you feel the muscle relax. Like how anal works
Also the muscle that goes up to your temples and gives you headaches is the same as the one that clenches your jaw & it goes down the sides of your neck so stretching your neck helps with headaches and jaw tension. You can also massage it with a vibrator
Stretching as far as possible immediately is not the goal you just bend until it feels tight. It's not supposed to Hurt You Worse. It won't hurt if you're doing it right. Much like another activity
Many are saying "we're on the celibacy website these people don't know how anal works either" I know. That's my secret second lesson
Am I being too autistic and failing to grasp the sarcasm in the last statement or have I just been in the anal sex corner of Tumblr this whole time?
Because I've been under the impression that we're on the anal sex website right now.
This is good advice though. For everything.
My favorite Tulpa is my Internet Persona
The version of me which only exists because you all are willing to believe in it. A very questionable choice, which I am delighted you've made.
Your psyche is cozy, and now I'm nestled in deep
Clits get Hard and Dicks get Wet.
And as such, "wet" & "hard" are applicable to everyone (who has one or the other) regardless of their own specific genital configuration, and using them does not indicate those specifics.

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There's a monster in my chest
And it wants to eat me whole
I try to resist, but it's burrowed in my soul
The rules were stated in advance
The circumstances we both know
Unless I say the Safe Word, it will never let me go
Don't fear the woods. Every creepy, unexplained noise is a Cryptid MeetCute waiting to happen.
Me: ok so it's like the "rotate a cow in your mind" thing BUT! Instead of a cow being rotated, it's me. And instead of your mind doing the rotating, it's Mothman grabbing me by the—
Leader of the Team Building meeting I'm crashing: OK! That's enough of that. You can go ahead and just crawl on back through that air duct you popped out of now, thanks.
Everybody is so fake. They say they care. They say they'll always be there for you. But you ask to lay eggs in their chest one time & they leave.
Come on, don't back out now. Wandering into those catacombs and taking that pulsating book was a Good Idea. Stay true to this commitment and finish the damn ritual. You'll get cookies!

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the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
Nevermind whose post it is. Please start telling us about the genital situation on those shadows.
Maybe the real treasure was these weirdly pulsating eggs we found along the way! We should definitely keep these. They're good luck!
Your test results are in, and the bad news is, your body is absolutely riddled with organs.
We gotta get those out of there. They're taking up vital space that we could otherwise fill with cheese sauce. Humans love cheese sauce.
Now I'm not judging you, but you must've been up to some really seedy pastimes to have amassed all these organs. Two lungs and two kidneys?? 15ft of intestines?? Excessive.
Your test results are in, and the bad news is, your body is absolutely riddled with organs.
We gotta get those out of there. They're taking up vital space that we could otherwise fill with cheese sauce. Humans love cheese sauce.
I have reviewed your case and concluded that unfortunately your humors are wildly out of balance. So we're gonna extract all the fluids in your body, blend them into a smoothie, then put 'em back in. Don't worry, we tested this on no one, but I've got a Really Good Feeling about it.
Now hold still. And you may feel a slight perishing sensation. That's perfectly normal.
Case Notes: Patient was noncompliant with treatment and required sedation. Patient was noncompliant with sedation procedures.
Patient broke my good syringe then escaped through the window and is being pursued on foot by several stacks of rats in trenchcoats whom I have been referring to as my orderlies.
Ok, hold still this time. We're trying this again.

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messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.
No good deed goes unpunished, smh. You try to do something nice for people and they just throw it back in your face. Often with swords. Honestly this is why we can't have nice things.
Everybody wants a PuppyGirl, meanwhile the CatGirls are going feral and I tried to TNR them but it accidentally turned into CNC instead.
The CatGirls collared me and now I have to bring them wet food daily or they'll bite me.
So they're torturing me by making me pick between getting bitten and getting to see the cute face they make while they're eating.
So anyway, please adopt a CatGirl. I can't handle being the village scratching post for this many.