Deviant Plum

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The Void doesn't need me to coparent them though. Deities have a hands off relationship with the Universes they create. Like a sea turtle.

Him: Ok, I'm sorry. When you say it like that, I do understand how "I want to get you pregnant" is actually a threat not a compliment.

Tea Kettle: [brattily refusing to boil while I watch]

Me: Come on man, I'm a genie. You knew the trope. That one is definitely still on you.

And it's an important framing, because the person giving up power in a power exchange is the one at the highest risk of actual harm. That's why we center the fact that the power they are giving away is actually still theirs the whole time.

The Plague Wizard sends their regards to Lindsey Graham

It hurts, but you just have to move forward and find a new mirror to curse. You can't let them dull your sparkle. You need it to lure new victims.

Him: [standing over the smoking ruins of his bed] I think you know that you were not.

I can perform The Maneuver™ but please do not expect me to be "in control" of anything.

Your stomach is still full of acid, and that's pretty cool too! Don't undervalue your own attributes!

Oh I was a stray and I just followed him home from the woods one day, chirping his name in his own voice. And after determining that I didn't have rabies, he decided to bring me inside.