My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

GETTING THIS ON OUR SCREENS NEXT YEAR EVERYBODY SAY YAYYYY

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

and when shane hollander performs beginning to end the hit song Bet On It from high school musical 2 while storming through an empty stadium. What then

another incredibly tragic thing shane just drops casually happens when he and ilya do a house tour for gq or some shit. the interviewer asks something like “whats the biggest change in your living space since coming out and moving in together” and shane goes “honestly just being able to comfortably live with each other. for a long time we were erasing every tiny detail of ourselves so we wouldnt be caught. but now we can have our wedding pictures on the mantel :)” and everyone dies

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

it's been one of those of weeks... park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me!

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

(kicking my can sullenly across the road) it may be cold in saskatchewan but here at the international prospect cup fans are hoping for something hot on the ice

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

the entirety of heated rivalry is shane shaking his head and chuckling going "i cant believe youre making me do this" and ilya going "im really not" and shane stripping his clothes going "this is so wild dude youre so fucked up for making me do this"