i know shane is a biter and it's not even about sucking or hickeys or anything it is Just about biting down on that muscle. ilya rozanov is walking around with bigass bruises on his biceps all day every day

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

sometimes home is a person

hollanov watches skip divorce and shane's like ilya if this doesn't work out let's not get divorced. let's kill each other

that connor pic has ilya air around it

and i genuinely think ilya would also wear long jeans with thong flip flops

shane in the beginning of their official relationship being unsure of how to do casual intimacy because he’s used to only get it if it’s during sex or with the intent of turning into sex but now they’re boyfriends and he doesn’t always know how to navigate that so sometimes he will just 🧍🏻‍♂️ in the middle of the room because he wants a smooch but he’s unsure of how to progress and he feels weird asking for it before eventually realizing that ilya is more than happy to indulge

Ilya thinking he’s about to embark on a sexcation only to be bombarded by cutieful Shane Hollander with plans to spend the rest of their lives together which effectively alters Ilya’s brain chemistry to be The Boyfriend of all time is straight up the funniest thing about heated rivalry

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight