i’m too old for this

Rose (practicing in front of the mirror before meeting with Shane): Haha lots of my exes are gay men, are any of yours? No, too indirect. Try again. Babe, you’re gay. No, too strong.

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

No Control has no business still slapping so fucking hard

FUCK IT! FOUR has no business still slapping so fucking hard period!!!

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

maybe I like talking about the weather okay…… it’s not awkward to me. we’ve both been outside today and the sun and clouds were there too, let’s discuss.

oh training a pet is hard? well Shane Hollander domesticated his little bisexual freak without even trying, so maybe you’re just not doing it right babe

domesticated in the sense that he saw a raccoon on the street and took it home and now the raccoon is on anti-depressants

When you’re in a “biggest larrie” challenge but your opponent is Louis Tomlinson