i’m too old for this

"One of the things in MM romance written by women that I've never— I've always been like, that's not us, is like, fucking— you have to say I love you before you eat an ass. Not true. It happens very quickly. And there was no way I was treating it like some kind of fucking cake he was getting. I was like, they did it the first time they had sex. If Ilya is a good top, he eats his ass in episode two. Like, that's when Shane's legs go behind his ears and that's what Ilya's doing.

I was like, no, no, no, no. This is a part where I'm like, I feel like I have to go forward as a gay man and being, like, enough. We do this on the reg. Everybody likes it. We're doing it here. We don't say— this isn't marriage. This is like, unfortunately, something you do to strangers. So just to be very clear." — Jacob Tierney

Shane: *looking slightly alarmed and annoyed* ew Hayden, don't joke like that

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Ilya: Shane I'm your workwife

Shane: *visibly fighting the urge to giggle and kick his feet* workwife? Who taught you that word?

Ilya: maybe you are my workwife too

This setlist is the story of a closeted relationship.

A heartbreaking and yet inspiring love story that is out there being written in green and blue, in song lyrics, in double meanings, between the lines, in the spaces left and the words not said.