Is Bad At Things

The issue with the daylight savings time change is that people aren't used to falling back an hour or springing forward an hour, and people struggle as they take the time to adjust. But of course, if you only do something twice a year you'll never develop a talent for it. You need to practice if you really want to be good at something! Under my proposal, which absolutely everyone will hate,

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

Anti public defender sentiment NOW of all times has GOT to be a psyop and I’m not being hyperbolic

‘You’re arguing to give rapists a lighter sentence you’re arguing for clients you know are guilty’ you are arguing for a state that can get away with whatever it wants so long as it calls someone a rapist. You are arguing that the state only needs to meet its burden of proof for innocent clients. You cannot be this stupid, I refuse to believe it.

i don't think "flex" is a strong enough word for whatever the last three minutes of my life was

That was one of the most beautiful sequences I have ever seen.

This was 20 years before How to Train Your Dragon, and that first flight has so much of the same energy.

Also, can we talk for a hot minute on how Marahute first catches him? Normally nowadays it would just be a sudden catch to add to the “drama” but in this she actually takes the time to relatively gauge his fall speed and match it so that she can safely catch him rather than kill him with the sudden impact. Even though they show the whole thought process, the perspective and point of view only adds to the power of the shot and it’s utterly fantastic. You realize you’re being carried by a beast that can fly better than any plane or machine and immediately feel the security of her abilities once on her back. I saw this scene when I was a child in theaters and it’s still one of the most impactful moments I’ve ever experienced in film.

You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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