currently explaining "chap hop" to a coworker. they weren't there. it feels like a hallucination
so back in the late 2000s/early 2010s a bunch of reddit white guys thought it would be epic and awesomesauce to tongue-in-cheekly "class up" rap music by performing as antiquated british gentlemen dandies and rapping about only the most distinguished subject matters (like the "nerdcore" craze but so much worse, genuinely) and that's how you got shit as radioactive as this
this godforsaken website is so white that i really should have foreseen real human bloggers shooting for chap hop in the big 2026
Michael Gove's favourite music. dear god




















