SANDMAN HIVE

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

Fondly remembering my “playmobil era” (childhood)

wait. i almost forgot that old men having sex is the whole point

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do