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OpenAI running out of money, you say?

Like to charge, Reblog to cast!!!

Oh no!!!! Anyways, have you supported your local artist lately? Make sure to do so, so we can finally drive AI out of business completely!!

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one-time-i-dreamt

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

one-time-i-dreamt

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weaselle

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

random-chaos-thoughts

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

yeomanstuff

This. All of this.

6qubed

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

swimmingblue

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

ladyartemisia28

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

aethersea

Thing wins the case

amultitudeofyellowrodents

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

muttmutttgoose

Thing is dressed as elle woods

depsidase

tilthat

TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

squeeful

Yep. It also correlates extremely strongly with an increasing decrease of violent crime. One of the symptoms of low level constant lead exposure is increased aggression and volatility.

kurowrites

“Unknown scientist”? That was Clair Cameron Patterson.

solarpunkcast

Gas companies are still so mad at him he’s “unknown scientist”, know his name

bogleech

Daily reminder that health and safety standards like these are what politicians mean when they talk about “deregulation.”

prismatic-bell

Patterson died 5 December 1995.

Petition to make his date of death a Tumblr holiday celebrated by talking about cool shit the gas and petroleum industries don’t want us to know about, and fighting to continue his work.

kittydesade

Happy Clair Cameron Patterson day!

ailelie

Oh, hey, it’s almost Clair Cameron Patterson day!

prismatic-bell

It’s tomorrow, everyone!

Remember: we celebrate on his death day because the battle hasn’t ended. He had to put down his weapons. We have to pick them up.

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Harbinger

shirecorn

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

rylandsgrace

Stobin + being the worst best coworkers

@quinnsharrington us

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

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lame-and-corny-blog

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earhartsease

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

football-in-tuxedos

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

teaboot

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

siderealglimmer

Ma’am. I am trying to write here.

Ma’am. We have a whole bed. Ma’am.

Ma’am!!

siderealglimmer

This is not a place of honor bathing and naps, ma’am?!?!

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womanguy

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

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