BrainspacevsMeatspace

when companies overspend on advertising they think they're reaching a wider audience when in reality they are showing me the same fucking unskippable ad enough times to make me associate their brand with fantasies of anticapitalist terrorism

the "i love being a hater"sentiment has been one of the worst trends to hit this website in recent days imo. Not because there's anything wrong with being a hater, don't get me wrong, it IS your god given right to be a little hater when time allows,but because so many people take it the completely wrong way. like it is one thing to dislike things and talk about these things on the internet or with your friends Because after all, you are a human being with opinions.but there are so many people on here who are just plain mean and act as though that makes them cooler. being a hater is okay in small amounts. Necessary to being a lover,even. but if you define yourself by hating people and things Well you are just an asshole!

everyone adding onto this with “you’re just not a REAL hater” and “well you just dont have enough hate im sooo cool and special for being a Hater” congratulations for being a draining and sour individual who completely missed the point of the post

Being a hater isn't, in and of itself, a personality

Self-care tip from Mother

having a husband who is a forensic science student who does nothing but study skeletons all day is ridiculous because we were in the middle of doing...adult....stuff....and he suddenly just grabbed my head and said "oh my god, you know you've got a healed skull fracture here?!" like WHAT do you MEAN I have a HEALED SKULL FRACTURE???

he told me my skull healed really weirdly and I probably have brain damage from it because there's a fuckin crater in the back of my skull that I just thought was a normal thing everyone has. I should probably see a doctor

update on this: he keeps like grabbing random body parts and trying (and failing) to subtly look at me and im like STOP EXAMINING ME because he's so fascinated by my fucked up skeletal structure. the other day we had Christmas drinks with my coworkers and he told me afterwards that someone in the group had a weird shaped skull and something about processes and i was like god can't you just be normal and stop examining people

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

This is getting better and better.

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

Old movies had the best special effects

The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

@jurassicparkandrecreation

@shepfax

This post just gets better and better with time

oh my god they got the springlock dinosaur suits

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

Reblogging this post yet again, this time for the masterpiece of satirical genius. Hope the teacher got in trouble.