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I had a desire to turn that twink into a beautiful woman

Now it kinda seems more obvious that wonder has spy film vibes... Does anyone see this too?

#*slams fist on table*#YEAH BABY #nagisa kamishiro

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dreamlogic

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

beemovieerotica

out of context transphobic ganon

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beardedmrbean

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

cookingwithroxy

I want you to understand this. I NEED you to understand this. My mother read me the hobbit as bedtime story, and I started pushing myself to read before pre-school so I could in fact read the hobbit for myself instead of having to wait for bedtime.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

hunter-rodrigez

Like... come on man, 310 pages isn't even what I would've considered a particularly long book as a kid.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I don't understand why they're freaked out by book length. A kid can read one 300-page book or six 50-page books and it's the same amount of reading. Scholastic's bread and butter has traditionally been long, LONG series of relatively short children's books; it's known that bookworm kids like to read a lot. Nobody blinks an eye at a kid reading all sixty-ish Animorphs books or a bookshelf's worth of Goosebumps or The Babysitter's Club. But if the pages are stuck together into thicker books then suddenly that's difficult for a kid? 300 pages isn't even all that big for children's fantasy.

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humiliationvictim

mollyjames

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

ilynpilled

filyahehh

smartest cat ever!

ethane-e

My bloodweave works

#bg3 #astarion #gale dekarios #bloodweave #the propaganda is working on me ngl

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sinderyden

XV. Path

If you don’t see the path in front of you, build it yourself!

chameliyun

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

andhumanslovedstories

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

andhumanslovedstories

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

rox-and-prose

Stop Making Psychosis A Villainous Trait Challenge

rox-and-prose

Stop Making Scars A Sign Of Evil Challenge

rox-and-prose

Actually, you know what? Stop Using Disability As A Shorthand For Evil Challenge

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lesvegas

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

lesvegas

literally how it feels

welpnotagain

isakaru

the problem with kids these days is that they dont watch linkin park anime amvs

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